The Ultimate F*ckboy Defined By College Girls

So all girls have been in a situation where they find a fuckboy who obviously screws them over because why else would we call them fuckboys? But have you ever found that one certain fuckboy you have yet to even call him a fuckboy- he may even be your so-called ‘best friend,’ and keeps continuously screwing you over even without you fully noticing.

Well let me explain to you the stages of understanding where it is clear a guy in your life is the root of all your boy issues and let’s just put it simply- he’s the Ultimate Fuckboy.

So of course you guys dated- so when you talk he is smooth with words and says all the right things like “you are absolutely beautiful, he wishes he never let you go.” All of these things you eat up and believe because why would someone who you aren’t even intimate with say such nonsense and know they are not getting anything in return? The best part is you’re completely unavailable when he makes these comments and he sure as hell knows you’re completely off limits.

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Now your sweet charming guy best friend is 100% there for you in all of your heartache with the current boyfriend or FWB is being a piece and you’re spilling your heart to your best friend (let’s just call him UFB for short). You are more than thankful for your UFB being there for you to bitch to and pick you up. You praise him and want to see him that second but can’t- because there is some type of barrier between you two, either distance or he has a girlfriend- yes I did say that.

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