9. Skip a Class for No Other Reason Than to Sleep (or to have sex)
10. Don’t go to college because you want to get a job. You don’t have to be in college to be successful
11. Know that you’ll find drugs.
12. Know that you’ll find a girl.
13. You’re going to get drunk in class at least once (or show up drunk)
14. You’ll Declare Your Undying Allegiance to Your School
15. Participate In An “Ice-Breaker”
16. You Will Text Someone To Make It Look Like You Are Preoccupied
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