15.) Body Con Dresses
They’re sexy as can be, but they do not scream “I’m just taking a casual stroll.”
14.) Sequined Anything
Nobody wears sequins on their morning coffee runs. Sequined clothing is only appropriate for New Years Eve and going to night clubs, so people will take a hint if you’re walking home in a sequined blouse at 11:00 AM
13.) Season-Confused Attire
Honey, it is the dead of winter in the Midwest… you aren’t fooling anyone with where you’ve been.
While this will be more discrete, walking outdoors in slippers is the worst feeling in the world.
11.) Anything But Clothing Outfits
Your dress made of caution tape was a sick idea for the ABC party, but it’s not the best thing to walk through campus in.
10.) Ke$ha Circa 2010- Inspired Outfits
The grimy, glitter-filled outfits of the pop star should just never, ever be worn. Period.