4.) A Nurse Costume
What if somebody needs serious medical attention and you pass by in your slutty nurse outfit? You’ll be obligated to help and we all know you cannot perform a proper tracheotomy.
3.) A Police Officer Costume
Again, what if somebody needs police enforcement and you are moseying on by in your cop outfit? You don’t know the Miranda rights in their entirety!
2.) Fourth Of July Themed Outfits
I’m all about patriotism, but it has a time and place.