This Penn State Bro Just Made An Epic Rant On Why Man Buns Are The Worst

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A public service announcement has been made by the Penn State dude who burned off his man bun a couple months ago. He wants everyone to give their man bun the proper burial.

“Although my friends and family tried to brainwash me to get rid of the man bun and ultimately succeeded with a blow torch and a hundred dollars. I did have my pride in my bun. I mean who wouldn’t after contributing literally over a year to formulate an permanent Halloween onion costume. I’m from Brooklyn, NY and always like to keep pace with these trends. For example, I had my man bun for a year before kids on campus started growing theirs.”

People are rapidly responding to this trend. So if you have a man bun, trust me, the girls will still be there once its off. Your wonderful parents is what gave you your moneyface, not the onion trace. The goal is to stop the knots.

Ultimately, I know that the time put in to obtain that man bun is what is keeping it on your head till now. Don’t get me wrong — it is tough to eliminate — but it’s even tougher to live looking that stupid, as i did. Now I am making it my obligation to eliminate this inhumane hairstyle and set the trend across America and the world for all man bunners to one by one drop the bun.”

So get creative and join my trend and let your man bun go properly with a “SUITABLE MAN BUN FUNERAL”

H/T: BroBible

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