8. Since I don’t have money to actually drink at the bar, I need to drink for the entire night.
I’m living on a college budget, so I definitely don’t have the money to pay $7 for a watery, cranberry-vodka. So in order for me to feel buzzed the entire night, I just need to drink a lot at the pre-game.
7. Is anyone else bringing an entire handle of Svedka?
I’m not an alcoholic I promise, I just don’t understand how all of you are only bringing a water bottle filled with a mixed drink.
6. Wait…they’re going to be there? Ugh, I don’t want to go.
After finding out your ex or the girl you hate will be there, you’ll try to find any excuse to not go.
5. I should really stay in and do homework, or like watch Netflix.
You first tell yourself that you’re going to stay in to do “homework” when in all reality, you just want to lay in your bed and binge watch Orange Is The New Black.
