10. Good thing my friends have no fashion standards and will accept me for the lazy slouch I am.
9. Okay, back to shirts…
8. PLEASE LET THERE BE JUST ONE SHIRT THAT DOESN’T MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A POTATO I AM BEGGING YOU
7. All the money I wasted on these terrible tops totally should have gone to pizza instead.
6. Great, now I want pizza.
