3. When the cashier gets the best of you..
Cashier: “Hi, are you all set?”
Cashier: “Are you shopping with our store card today?”
Me: “Well, no I am not.”
Cashier: “Would you like to apply and save 20 percent on your purchase?”
Me: “20 percent? I will give it a shot! Let me just grab these pants that I was deciding between because if I am getting a discount why not add them on!”
Cashier: “You were approved.”