8. She can sit on a stoop with a 40 in a paper bag and be perfectly happy.
7. She’ll never give you shit for spending money on beer drinking toys…
6. In fact, she’ll probably make a beer helmet or funnel for you.
5. She has had beer for dinner before.
4. She doesn’t need a glass – she’ll drink it straight outta the bottle.
3. She doesn’t get slop-fest drunk like the girl who’s dancing on the bar taking tequila shots.
2. What’s more awesome than smashing beer cans against your head with your bros?
1. Smashing beer cans against your head with your girl. Smashing beer cans against your head with your girl.
