12. She can work bottle openers like a pro.
11. You can always count on a nice wind down with her. The perfect balance of baths, wines, and candles.
10. Wine drunk is so much classier than a sloppy tequila drunk.
9. Her drinking habits in the morning, day, or night is more acceptable with wine.
8. Wine can extend her life, every sip has antioxidants!
