10. Guy who thinks he’s at a rave
Stop bouncing up and down and stepping on my toes immediately.
9. Obnoxious jock
This particular individual probably tells you over and over again about his college (or maybe high school if he’s really extremely pathetic) glory days when he ruled the world and all the girls were drooling all over him. Usually comes with a beer gut and alone.
8. The guy who wants to fight everyone
No one likes that guy who tries to fight everyone whenever he’s had a little too much to drink. And everyone especially hates being the innocent bystander that keeps getting knocked and spilling their drink all over the place every time this idiot gets a little rowdy.
7. Recent divorcee
The fact that he or she is out at the bar trying to mingle and maybe meet a few nice people is plausible and respectable on my end but when he starts calling 21 year old girls “baby” or when she very seriously is hitting on the 24 year old bartender there is a larger issue to be discussed.
6. The person spending way too much money
I don’t want to buy the person that is ever buying the shots, but I definitely don’t want to be the person who is buying $20 shots. Someone who keeps whipping out their credit card and making you take a shot with them every 10 minutes usually helps end your night in a disaster. They are now broke and you are now hammered.
