4. Drunken love-fests are very real
Inevitable. The potential for the drunk “I love you’s” is always there, its just a matter of how perfectly matched both of your drunks are. Should the stars align and you find yourself thinking about how much you love her, its on. We’ve all been there, and we’ve all witness it, so just accept it.
3. In times of need, calories don’t matter
She’s the only person in the world that you won’t think twice about sitting on the floor with and eating an entire pizza. If she’s sad and all she wants is ice cream and long islands, calories don’t exist. If you’re craving a bacon wrapped hotdog (drool) she’s there and she’s ready to get oreo-topped froyo on the way home.
