Sometimes, a girl just wants to go out on the town and shake like her hips don’t lie without every thirsty gentleman trying to stake a claim. If you’re not feeling the hookup game, here are some tried and true methods of side-stepping the f*ckboys at a bar.
10. Do the angry catfish. If a guy grabs your hips from behind and pulls you into his chest without your permission, simply wriggle your entire body like a crazy person until he runs away from your lack of rhythm or you accidentally booty-bump him away.
9. Surround yourself with your friends. If there’s any kind of dance circle, hop in the middle and get your twerk on. Most thirsties won’t brave the center of attention to try and hit on you. If you’re in a trio of girls, put yourself in between your two friends.
8. Stand with your back to the DJ booth. That way no one can approach your from behind and a frontal attack can be met with a swift b*tchface.
7. Be a sarcastic little sh*t. If someone tries to sweet talk you, just out-sass their game. A few barbed comeback will have them leaving quickly.
6. Start cawing. If a girl starts making high-pitched bird sounds, almost every guy will retreat.
