USD Freshmen As Told By Jersey Shore September 5, 2015September 5, 2015 Contributing Writer 10. “Beach Side or Bay Side?” 9. “Is it OK if I take a beer? It’s fine if not.” 8. “Do you live in Carmel or the apartments?” 7. “Anyone wanna split an Uber to the beach?” 6. “Ugh I wish I lived in Maher.”