University of Maryland is the home of the crab loving, Maryland flag wearing population. College Park has its own language. Students will find themselves fitting into the norms and following traditions and soon they’ll all start to say the same things way too often.
I’m from _____ county. Everyone is from Maryland and they all love to share what county they’re from and bond over it, while out of staters simply say “I’m from Jersey” or “I’m from Long Island.”
I know Melo Trimble. Chances are this person creepily asked Melo for a picture or sits 2 rows behind him in class.
Our football team sucks. Students walk around in Maryland flag clothing claiming they have school spirit, but constantly talk about how awful the football team is.
Yes, I’ll have some Old Bay on that. One thing Maryland people love is Old Bay; on crabs, pizza, bagels, basically everything.
