20. Where am I?
19. Where is my little?
18. It smells like vomit. Why does it smell like vomit?
17. I don’t know who’s sleeping next to me.
16. How can I quietly get out of bed and out the door without him waking up?
15. Aaaaaaaaand I only have one shoe. Shit…those were cute, too.
13. I really hope he didn’t want this hoodie back.
12. Actually, I couldn’t care less if he did. Finders keepers.
11. Where is my phone?
10. *checks Snapchat* OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!
9. I really hope I can untag myself in all of these photos before anyone sees them…
7. I need to mentally prepare myself before I look at my camera roll.
6. …why did I make out with *insert name of gross frat boy* last night?
5. Must. Have. Water.
4. I have a hickey the size of a small country on my neck. Interesting.
2. SHIT I have to pee…
1. But really, where are all of my friends?
Written By: Olivia Gruntkowski
Kent State University
