We all have those friends from home who are into Greek Life. We also have those friends from home who don’t have Greek life at their school (like me). So when your sorority/fraternity ridden friends are referring to you as a GDI (God Damn Independent) you are left confused.
1. I mean I’ve heard of the Greek alphabet if that counts…
2. Wtf is a pi, psi, chi… all of these names sound the same
3. Wait you said SDT? OH, I thought you said STD
4. You only got 155 likes on that picture because 100 are from your sorority sisters (yeah I’m bitter)
5. Can someone explain recruitment to me as if I’m a 5 year old?
6. Please I’m begging you
7. Sure, talk about how you love frat boys and frat parties and frat punch/juice/whatever… it’s cool
8. I don’t mind
9. …I mind.
10. Throw what you know!!!
11. Okay why doesn’t my school have Greek life?
12. Big/little are apparently people not adjectives
13. So what is this top tier nonsense you’re discussing?
14. I thought tiers applied to wedding cakes
15. Wait did she just call me a GDI???
16. I’m glad I know what that means…
17. I’m starting my own sorority… Kappa Kappa F U
18. You had to do THAT while pledging?
19. Oh…
20. Well… I suddenly feel as if I know way too much.
21. I still don’t understand recruitment…
I’m just a student at St. John Fisher College who loves writing and chocolate chip cookies.
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