1. I would actually be naturally attractive.
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Or artificially I don’t care anymore.
2. Every person interested in me would also be naturally attractive.
Or exist, that too.
3. I would be able to just walk around campus without going to class and somehow still pass.
4. It’s like in every movie the characters only have one class, and still barely show up.
My professors would also be naturally attractive.
5. My dorm would look like something out of “Extreme Makeover Dorm Edition.”
Instead of the “inside of a hamper” look its going on now.
6. The weather is also perfect, even when it isn’t.
7. I could afford to buy things like clothes and food.
Meanwhile its Thursday’s sweatpants for me again.
8. Finally, everything ends up going better than expected.
In real life he ends up taking college courses…IN PRISON.
