I went in to the bathroom of a dive bar, took off my panties and threw them away. They were the “granny panties” I had worn specifically to prevent myself from hooking up with a guy. My sober thinking was that I would be too embarrassed to undress in front of him, knowing that I had these seriously unsexy unders on. “Fuck that!” said my drunk self, “Throw those things away and get to sexaytimes even faster!” Score one for my drunk self.
Oh, and I also went to work with cum in my hair the next morning.
