11 am- Wake up with a blasting headache and potentially a stranger in your bed (or in their bed). Try to go back to sleep and pretend life isn’t happening
11:30 am- Struggle to fall back a sleep and instead check your phone
11:32 am- Sob at awful tweets, instagrams, pictures, and texts you sent out last night
11:41 am- Text your friends and make them get up and discuss the night
12:00 pm- Your friends finally wake up and you all drag your asses to breakfast looking like you got hit by a bus, wondering when the sun got so bright
12:17 pm- Get a ton of food and then realized there is no way you can stomach any of it, settle for water instead
1:00 pm- Leave the dinning hall feeling slightly better
1:08 pm- Stare at what a disaster your room became last night, but crawl back into bed instead of cleaning
3:00 pm- Wake up from a much needed group nap feeling much better and starving
3:02 pm- Eat a ton of snacks and then feel sad about all the calories you consumed in food and alcohol already this weekend
3:24 pm- Say you’re going to get a head start on homework, but watch Netflix or a movie with your friends instead
5:05 pm- Get freaked out about how fast the day has gone by
5:12 pm- Debate with your friends whether you really want to go out again tonight or not, then of course decide you have to go out
5:27 pm- Start planning the night and get excited all over again
5:56 pm- Get dinner and debate getting a salad so that your dress will look hot but end up getting a burger and a huge plate of fries
6:19 pm- Almost leave the dinning hall without getting mixers for drinks, gotta have that sprite
6:41 pm- Lay down in bed and mentally think of all the things you have to do to go out, so much work
7:09 pm- Drag yourself up to do your hair and get roped into doing your friends hair too
7:30 pm- Crank up your favorite playlist to get pumped up
7:32 pm- Try on all your clothes and then all your friends clothes
8:15 pm- Finally everyone is ready, but it’s too early for the pre-game
8:19 pm- Decide it’s okay to start drinking anyway
9:30 pm- Realize you are late to the pre-game and that you’re already a little drunk
9:37 pm- Try to look casual walking past RAs
9:40 pm- Show up at the pre-game and hope that everyone is as buzzed as you, continue drinking anyway
10:25 pm- Head out and pray you can get into all the parties you were invited to and which one to go to first
10:27 pm- Realize you already need to pee
10:33 pm- Get to the party, its packed but you are pumped up, time to dance
10:56 pm- Remember you have too pee but luckily so do all your girl friends, you crowd into a nasty bathroom together and take turns
11:08 pm- Back to the party
11:46 pm- Realize it is getting way to crowded and no cute boys, so move on to the next party, losing half your crew in the process
12:05 am- The next party is even better, well you think, you feel like you might be real drunk
12:06 am- Yell “I’m so drunk!” to your friends, but keep partying
12:47 am- Notice many of your friends are gone, but also notice the hottie looking at you
12:50 am- Drunk you has the balls to go talk to him, and potentially embarrass yourself, but you two start dancing
1:31 am- Leave the party, potentially with the hottie, and wonder if you even know how to get back
1:34 am- Wonder where all your friends went
1:42 am- Someway stumble back to a dorm (maybe not yours?)
1:47 am- Wish you had pizza, maybe order it if your friends are in
2:25 am- Eat something (pizza?) anything, wonder how you are so starving
2:53 am- Pass out in bed, or maybe do something else in bed…
