1. You lived in the Superblock. (T-Hall, Frontier, Pioneer, Centennial)
2. You call it “the U” in passing and everyone knows exactly what you mean.
3. You heard the rumor that Emily Rose of “The Exorcism of Emily Rose” lived in Pioneer Hall.
4. You learned several acronyms for Edina (Every Day I Need Attention/Every Day I Need Allowance/etc)
5. You stood in long, winding lines at Mesa Pizza waiting for a slice of mac & cheese.
6. Two-for-one Long Islands at Blarney erased more than a few memories.
7. You knew you could get in underage at Downtime bar in the Dinkydome.
8. You lived in a really crappy house in the Como neighborhood, but you didn’t care if your walls were caving in!
9. You took your parents to the Loring Pasta Bar when they came to visit, but if it was too busy you went to Annie’s instead.
10. Who hates Iowa? WE HATE IOWA.
11. You celebrated every birthday at Burrito Loco’s birthday night.
12. If you were an artsy kid, you got drinks at the Kitty Cat Klub, but even you ended up at the Library bar towards the end of the night.
13. You made sure to keep an eye on the ever-changing colors of the SAE lions on Frat Row.
13. You know that Coffman Memorial Union is shaped like a gopher head.
15. You remember the Harvard Market.
16. You know there was an underground “gopher way” to get between buildings when it was extra-cold, but nobody took it because it added 45 minutes to your daily walk.
17. However, you’re passionate about the future safety of Al’s Breakfast. You’ll sign any petition to keep it on campus!
18. You screamed yourself hoarse yelling SKI-U-MAH at games. (What does SKI-U-MAH even mean, anyway?)
19. If you were a Liberal Arts kid, you hated on Carlson. And vice versa.
20. If you were a girl who actually got dressed for class, you got more than your fair share of stink-eye from the chicks in sweatpants, Uggs and a North Face.
21. You still drive back to campus to get waxed for cheap at the Refinery.
22. You screamed yourself hoarse yelling SKI-U-MAH at games. (What does SKI-U-MAH even mean, anyway?)
23. You were allowed, and even encouraged, to get rowdy at hockey games.
