Why Masturbating Is Sometimes Better Than Sex

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According to our friends over at CollegeTimes.com , this is why Masturbating is sometimes better than Sex.

You can be completely selfish in everything you do not having to bow to anyone’s needs and administer any treatment you see fit..

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Your hand won’t get ever get cheeky with you or talk back to you, or want to change positions just when you’ve hit the right spot or not want to do a certain something or….the list is endless really.

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The memory bank is a great place, you can revisit former situations that had you extremely turned on…again and again

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Whoever said your orgasm is always better with someone else didn’t know what they were talking about…you can do it whenever you get the urge…..just not in a public place okay kids!

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As we noted in our recent article “All you never knew about the penis“, masturbation can be beneficial….Without regular erections, penile tissue can become less elastic and shrink, up to 1-2 centimeters. When women masturbate, their vagina contracts which gives it a nice little work out, strengthening the walls (and making them tighter!) So get to it…

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Fantasies are what makes masturbating so fun. Think of the endless possibilities that await you now you have accepted that you don’t always have to choose sex over masturbation…You can dress yourself up in that nurses outfit you always wanted to wear.

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…But just give a quick wash before hand to get rid of that bacteria…maybe even use some soap

Ok so we’ve been very much tongue in cheek for this article but there are two things in all seriousness that can be drawn from it:

1. Masturbate more. Whether it’s you on your lonesome in your bedroom or whether you use it as an experiment with your partner for  a different experience to penetration or just an extended foreplay…it’s all cool.

2. Don’t feel bad about it. Masturbation is as natural as waking up…you will get the urges and there is no shame in following them. So the next time you’re thinking about it and you need a bit of encouragement… We’re behind you all the way!

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