1.) The proctor who can’t bring herself to say “you’re welcome” when you thank her for letting you into the building…or who you know, looks at you like you’re the worst thing on Earth because you’re making her do her basic job of swiping a card.
2.) The classmate who emails you after every class to check what the homework is because he was apparently in a deep state of meditation when the professor went over it.
3.) The international student who feels compelled to remind you every five seconds that she grew up in a ton of countries and that she is oh so much more worldly than you.
4.) The kid who is SO dumb that he makes you question whether or not your university is worth attending.
5.) The guy who takes the last of the tater tots in the dining hall because apparently he deserves two platefuls of them.
6.) The girl who wanders around campus in work out clothes despite the fact that she clearly has NEVER set foot inside the gym.
7.) The teacher who picks on students randomly….bitch, if I don’t have my hand raised it means I don’t have anything to say, okay?!
