1.Wake up, shower and wash your God damned face.
2. Put on decent underwear. The definition of decent in this case: your breasts do not protrude or just fall out in areas they shouldn’t, your ‘back fat’ (if you have any) isn’t your fashion statement….yes they can be hidden and controlled. And your cleavage is MINIMAL. As much as you’d like to think that all men are dogs and want a part of your body, most of them don’t unless you offer it to them. Don’t give me the feminist crap about being free to wear what you want and show what you want. You were raised properly, you have manners, figure it out dear. It’s like wondering why the dog chased you down the road, when you had some beef shoved down your panties.
3. Pick out appropriate clothes. For example, don’t look like a stripper if you work for an Information desk. Don’t look like a business woman if you’re a stripper. You get the pattern.
4. Please brush your hair..make an attempt to calm the ‘storm’ up there. You are not Einstein and probably never will be.
5. DO NOT I repeat DO NOT ‘cake’ some make up on your face. The amount of make up on your face depends on your workplace, day, event and time of day. But never slap on weird colors on your face, no one wants to work with a clown..unless you work for the circus then that’s another issue. Keep it sexy simple. Moisturize your face, apply some foundation (please spread it), blush them cheeks and conceal anything (my dark circles are bad, so yeah..) and some eyeliner if you want. That’s enough, if you are trying to look ‘sexy’. I look ‘tired’ all the time because of my fucked up sleep schedule so I do need makeup.
6. Perfume is important but don’t overdo it. No one wants to stand next to a perfume shelf or something. It leads to…headaches.
7. Check and double check your clothes before you walk out. The colors should match. If you aren’t an artist…GOOGLE the damn thing. Oh, and please don’t walk out with tags attached to your clothes. I get some of us would like to return the item after wearing it once or twice. Make an attempt…hide the fucking tag.
8. Don’t wear heals/pumps/stilettos, if your job includes moving stuff, walking from building to building etc. It doesn’t make sense and frankly makes you look stupid too. If you have an office job, then please do go ahead and wear them..you might catch ‘his/her’ eye. I don’t guarantee that though.
9. Don’t wear belly shirts to class or work. It’s not classy and not professional-looking and honestly if your boss allows you to wear that then someone needs to get fired here…maybe shut down the whole department, while you are at it.
10. Most importantly, ‘carry yourself’ well.
The only thing more stupid than the sentiments the author tries to impress upon other women is her obtuse use of “fucking” and its variants to try to give her writing “punch”. At least I hope that’s what it is, because there’s certainly little else to explain it, let alone cause to laud this veritable dung heap of an article. Try a different college major; maybe art history would be a better use for your skills.
This is awful you should be ashamed for posting this article not only is this just absolutely terrible writing but it is also extreme judgmental and critical of women. None of these have anything to do with being a slut you can do all these things and still sleep with a different guy every night this is clearly written by a self conscious little girl with some serious issues and should not be posted on this website it’s actually disgusting
