Admittedly, being wine-drunk is one of the best feelings in the world for the ladies. From feeling infinitely gorgeous to being ballsy enough to call each of your exes, we’re confident that wine-drunk brings out a part of people that no other form of alcohol can. Here are the steps of every girl’s wine night:
20. Bottle or box?
19. If you chose the bottle, praying to baby Jesus that you have a corkscrew laying around somewhere.
18. Hitting yourself in the face while opening the wine bottle.
17. OR the epic fails after realizing you didn’t have a corkscrew…
16. I wonder if this will open it…
15. “Accidentally” throwing out the cork and being forced to finish the whole bottle in one sitting…by yourself…
14. You go to your cupboard, pick out a wine glass, fill it about half way like the classy snobs do in the restaurant, look at it, and fill it to the brim.
13. After finishing that first glass, the thought of using a wine glass seems unnervingly trivial. TO THE FACE!
12. K, I’m feeling good.
11. I wonder what the Kardashians are doing…
10. F that, let’s put on some music!
9. I’m 98% positive this table will hold me up if I dance. I AM Britney, betch.
8. Alrighty then, time to look up diets on Pinterest…
7. *20 minutes later* OMG OREO CHEESECAKE?! NEED!!!
6. I’m starving. Where’s the Mac and Cheese?
5. Why am I 22-years-old, wine drunk, eating Mac and Cheese by myself?
4. I haven’t talked to Brad since our breakup three months ago. Let’s see what he’s up to.
3. *five minutes later and crying* At least my cat loves me…
2. What is life?
1. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
