Men, have you ever wondered what’s really going on inside her panty drawer? Ever do her laundry and wonder just how many different panties she has? Or have you ever seen a steady decline in the sexiness of your girlfriend’s panties as your relationship progresses? Well gentlemen, here’s the secret to what’s really in her panty drawer.
There are many different kinds of panties for various occasions. Here is a general list of them and although every girl is different, almost all of them adhere to this list.
1. Just In Case Panties
These panties are reserved for those “just in case I might get laid” moments. These very sexy panties, thongs, and g strings often are complemented by a matching bra, but not always.
2. Chillin panties
Chillin panties are meant for just that, chillin. They’re not worn to impress anyone. Chillin panties are just plain comfortable, everyday panties. They come in a variety of styles and colors.
3. Period panties
Period panties are granny panties. No matter what anyone says every single girl in the world has at least one pair of ugly granny panties. It’s truly hideous but no one will see because they are for monthly wars in her uterus and no one will get within two feet of her cranky butt.
This list encompasses the basics of every female panty drawer in the world. Take this knowledge and prosper gentlemen. You’re welcome.
