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9. I was totally stuck on how to formulate my argument and find good sources.
8. I didn’t have to worry about the paper failing TurnItIn, which I would have if I’d done it myself because citing stuff is impossible.
7. When I told my Employed Professor that my dad was in the hospital, she said i had to get a letter from his doctor in order to get an extension.
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2. I learned more from reading the paper than I ever did from my employed professor.
1. The $200 I paid was way cheaper than tuition to retake the class.
