We all have those moments in the car when you thug out to the latest hit from Drake or Lil Wayne, but have you ever heard a lyric that made you go WTF?
10. “My sex game is stupid, my head is the dumbest, I promise, I should be hooked on phonics,” – Lil Wayne, Every Girl in the World. I guess just because you’re good at sex, doesn’t necessarily mean you can read. It’s okay Lil Wayne, you can get a subscription to Hooked On Phonics for only $14.95.
9. “I took her for sushi, she wanted to f**k, so we took it to go I told em, don’t even plate it,”-Drake, HYFR. Well that surely escalated quickly, I didn’t realize how raw fish can get someone in the mood so fast. It isn’t a classy diner if you don’t leave with a white styrofoam container and some chopsticks.
8. “You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe,”-Nicki Minaj, Stupid Hoe. Hmm, I wonder how long it took to come up with those poetic lyrics. I suppose I don’t want to get on her bad side.
7. “Are you into astrology, cause um, I’m trying to make it to Uranus,”-Kanye West, Getting It In. I hate to break it to you Kanye, but astronomy is the study of space, not astrology.
6. “Pop that p**sy like a zit,”- Lil Wayne on French Montana’s, Pop That. Uhm, if anything down there looks like a zit being popped, then you should probably get that checked out.