10 Of The Strangest Lines In Rap Songs

We all have those moments in the car when you thug out to the latest hit from Drake or Lil Wayne, but have you ever heard a lyric that made you go WTF?

10. “My sex game is stupid, my head is the dumbest, I promise, I should be hooked on phonics,” – Lil Wayne, Every Girl in the World. I guess just because you’re good at sex, doesn’t necessarily mean you can read. It’s okay Lil Wayne, you can get a subscription to Hooked On Phonics for only $14.95.

9. “I took her for sushi, she wanted to f**k, so we took it to go I told em, don’t even plate it,”-Drake, HYFR. Well that surely escalated quickly, I didn’t realize how raw fish can get someone in the mood so fast. It isn’t a classy diner if you don’t leave with a white styrofoam container and some chopsticks.

8. “You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe,”-Nicki Minaj, Stupid Hoe. Hmm, I wonder how long it took to come up with those poetic lyrics. I suppose I don’t want to get on her bad side.

7. “Are you into astrology, cause um, I’m trying to make it to Uranus,”-Kanye West, Getting It In. I hate to break it to you Kanye, but astronomy is the study of space, not astrology. 

6. “Pop that p**sy like a zit,”- Lil Wayne on French Montana’s, Pop That. Uhm, if anything down there looks like a zit being popped, then you should probably get that checked out. 

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