5. “Chips so good, like salsa when you dip,”- Tyga, Bouncin’ On My Dick. Wait, can someone please tell me what this delicious snack has to do with sex? Is “chips” an innuendo that I don’t know about?
4. “She got a big booty, so I call her big booty,”-2 Chainz, Birthday Song. I mean, you could also call her by her name, but stating the obvious works too. Warning though, you might get a nice slap across the face is you said that to the wrong girl. 
3. “Almost drowned in her pussy, so I swam to her butt.”-Drake, The Motto. I really could have lived without that detailed imagery and what’s up with rappers fascination with rear ends? 
2. “I don’t f**k with them chickens, unless they last name is cutlet,”-Nicki Minaj, Only. But Nicki what about tenders and wings? You can’t forget about the buffalo wings! 
1. “You don’t go H.A.M, you’s a Jewish n**ga,”-Childish Gambino, Break. Oh so does Gambino keep Kosher now? At least he respects religious views. 
Oh the crazy things rappers come up with these days.
