8. Squirrels – Sure, we’re known to the world as Falcons, but we all know who really runs the school. They scare us, trip us, and stare us down every single day. This is their school, we’re just visitors.
7. Test Drills – Every first Saturday morning of the month, loud and clear! The same natural disaster siren test gives you that same heart attack every single time. There’s nothing better than being abruptly awakened from a deep, drunken sleep while stumbling around your room trying to find the “designated safety area.”
