Start hysterically crying. Your mind soars to dead puppies or Donald Trump becoming president.
Speak a different language. You took Spanish in high school. You can totally speak Spanish. “No habla ingles… adios amigo”
Grab closest breathing male specimen and make out with him.
Grab closest breathing female specimen and make out with her… yes, you’re desperate.
Stop, drop and roll. It’s that serious.
Well…. that escalated quickly.
