5. I really like these shoes, but I just got a pair last week. Extra 40% off, Treat yo self!
4. These pants are so cool. (tries them on) Omg, are these pants for a clown?! I look ridiculous.
3. If I buy this shirt, I need a new pair of pants because none of the ones I already own will ever match. I also need a new jacket, and boots. I am just gonna buy everything.
2. Do I have enough on my card for this? Maybe I should make a transfer just in case.
1. Why is that girl staring at this purse I’m going to buy, stop staring bitch its mine!
