At some point in your time at college you will need to go to the top floor of the library, also known as the quietest level. While you go there to get a major amount of work done, there are still a lot of distractions due to the insane amount of silence. It all begins when you walk in.
10. Why did I choose to wear the squeakiest boots known to man today? – As you squeak down the aisle, trying not to draw attention.
9. How can I unzip my bag without being loud? – As you get to a desk you unzip a little very slowly, realize there’s no hope and quickly unzip the rest.
8. Is my laptop on silent? – You proceed to turn on your laptop and of course it makes the dreaded noise. Right on cue, a few heads turn to look at you with the not-so-friendly grin.
7. How much time do I have? – Okay, two hours. You can do this, just focus.
6. How can I silently pull out a snack? – You cautiously open the rapper, once again with little success at not making super loud noises.
