5. What’s the person next to me doing? – Oh good, she is 8 pages into a paper and you’ve accomplished nothing today.
4. Am I typing too loud? – You try to do a combination of typing slower and not pressing the keys as hard, but then realize that is getting you nowhere.
3. Can I switch my position? – Then either the chair squeaks or your boots do again.
2. Why does everyone look insanely stressed? – Right, you’re on the fifth floor where everyone only does work. This is not the place for you.
1. How do I leave without being noticed? – Impossible. You quickly zip up your bag and speed walk out before anyone can say something.
