5. “JK, did I actually say blowoff?”
I forgot, this is college.
4. “Oh thank goodness, they don’t grade homework!”
3. “My final grade is composed of three exams. I knew no homework grades was too good to be true!”
2. “Well what else does this poor college student have to buy?”
1. “I’m bored. Can I sleep?”
Well, there you have it! Good luck to everybody this semester and for the rest to come. :).
