2.) They dedicate their night to getting you laid.
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A good wingman is like your spirit animal: they guide you, teach you and are always with you in some respect. They ignore when their favorite song comes on at the bar, and they don’t even take the free shot they are offered (if they do they make it really speedy) because they know that this night is all about you and your attempts to get some action.
1.) They aren’t afraid to make themselves look foolish.
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At the end of the day, the perfect wingman knows that they’ve got to risk it to get you the biscuit, so they aren’t afraid to act foolish and make a scene in order to make you look like a stud or a hero. They’ve got you.
