5) “I need to stop binge drinking”:
4) “I hope my friends didn’t see him so I can tell them he was a 10 when he was actually a solid 3”:
3) “I DID NOT HOOK UP WITH HIM!!! STOP MAKING ACCUSATIONS”:
2) But then they take out their phones and show you all of the sloppy makeout pictures/videos they have of you two:
1) And promising yourself you will never let this happen again:
