5. Yep. Because of this one exam I am never going to get a degree.
4. I wonder if I would make a good stripper? I might have to after I get my score back.
3. BRB. Going to go eat a ton of pizza because I deserve it after this.
2. And then, I am going to cry.
1. NOW I NEED A MARGARITA OR SOMETHING
*Gets exam back and does fine…or fails*