5. Announcing loudly how drunk you are.
There’s no need for this.
4. Calling everyone you know.
There’s no need for this, either. Nothing good ever comes from picking up the phone when you’re drunk. Unless you’re calling a cab or ordering a pizza.
3. Insisting on ordering stuff you saw in the movies, just because it’ll be cool.
Yeah, they drank Flaming Dr. Peppers in Hot Rod, and supposedly it tastes just like Dr. Pepper, which is awesome, but…come on. Just order a beer or a mixed drink and stop trying all that movie stuff.
2. Continuing to drink when you know you should stop.
There comes a point when even Drunk You knows that it’s time to stop ordering drinks. Don’t ignore the feeling when that time comes.
1. Not drinking water afterwards.
Always drink your water.