10) Something you say daily but don’t really mean…for the most part
9) When one of your floormates had their heart broken and they won’t stop complaining about it so you say this to them. Because let’s be real, any business is everyone’s business.
8) When you hear juicy floor gossip:
7) It’s noon on a Saturday and you’re still hungover, but your neighbors have already started drinking…again:
6) What you wish could actually happen to the hair in your communal bathroom drains:
