It’s all rainbows and butterflies until that one dreaded week rolls around when all girls go from a unicorn, to a dragon. Bloating, back pain, and nausea makes every girl a walking Pepto Bismol commercial. If you have a beast inside of you and can describe your week as “hangry”, you’ll understand these issues.
15. Forever hungry- Yes, I’ll take four Chipotle burritos and just one burrito bowl. I am trying to keep it light.
14. Having to get dressed- Half my closet is useless. Bye, bye pastels, hello all black.
13. “You’ll feel better if you exercise!”- The last thing I want to do is go for a run when my uterus is trying to tear me in half.
12. Bloating- Don’t judge me for wearing sweatpants, none of my skinny jeans are fitting right now.
11. Crying- Triggers range from a cute puppy to someone looking at you wrong.