5. Cramps- It’s like our belts were replaced with a boa constrictor.
4. Any Sarah Mclachlan commercial- Don’t show me sad puppy eyes with the state I am in, take all of my money!
3. Summer- Everyone is happy and playing on the beach, while I’m sweating in an air-conditioned room and can’t wear a bikini.
2. Guys who complain about period talk- If you don’t like it, go somewhere else. You wouldn’t be here without a woman’s uterus and this is part of it.
1. Everything- I will not like anything until next week.
