5. You should invest in a pet. With all this alone time you need a friend. But not a friend you’d have to make intellectual conversation with. That’s why an animal is perfect. A pet is something to cuddle with which is what you’re wanting anyways. Or rather, it cuddle you?
4. You could be an FBI agent with your stalking skills. After an hour of going from page to page, you eventually end up at your sorority sisters boyfriends ex-girlfriend’s page and learn she got a new dog and it’s ugly. Ew.
3. You can fit five people in the trunk of your car. Designated Driving might be a new favorite hobby for you. Screw Uber when you yourself can chauffer all your friends around. Some party gets busted and you gotta get a handful of drunkies in your car. Killed the game with 8. And also you have to remember how entertaining it is. Especially telling all your friends what they said the next day… hook ’em!
2. Your mom has more of a life than you do. Of course you get bored enough to call mom and tell her how your life is. She answers but you can barely hear from the loud music in the background. She hangs up and sends a text, “Hi honey. I’m at a concert! Call you tomorrow”. Wow, bye.
1. Your wedding will be spectacular. Pinterest has helped you build your dream wedding and you couldn’t be more excited. Now you only need the guy….
You can learn lots spending a Friday night in. Maybe we should all start doing this once a month to expand our knowledge on things that aren’t really necessary to know?
