10. “I don’t want to be the bad guy, but…”
What it means: “I want to avoid confrontation whenever possible but…”
9. “Going to lunch in five if anyone wants to join.”
What it means: “I’m also required to say this.”
8. “I’m not just your R.A. I’m your friend, too.”
What it means: “Yup. This too.”
7. “It’s quiet hours.”
What it means: “I’ve been on desk duty since last night, so shut up and let me sleep.”
6. “Have you talked to your roommate about this?”
What it means: “Solve your own damn problems.”
