7. When someone cuts in front of you, riding their ass becomes your next priority.
6. But you hate when people ride your ass… So you go slower just to be an asshole.
5. Your nickname should be Frogger because of the way you weave in and out of traffic.
4. If someone doesn’t let you in their lane they automatically become the biggest asshole on the road (besides you of course.)
3. You are a strict believer that elders over a certain age should be stripped of their licenses.
2. When slow drivers make you miss a green light, you always consider a hit and run.. Always.
1. Flooring it through a yellow light is a never a “no go.”
