3. Guacamole.
“I like to live it up. I never say no when it’s so much more enjoyable to say yes.”
2. Extra guacamole.
“I’m rich, or I just like to live like I’m rich. Either way, give me that guac and no one gets hurt.”
1. Lettuce.
“Lettuce? What the hell is this, a salad bar? I thought I was at Chipotle!”