9. Hmm now to select age and distance.
This is Tinder, not Seeking Arrangement…I don’t want a sugar daddy.
8. *starts swiping* *sees only people you know*
Oh look, guess I’m not the only one on here.
7. Oh he seems cute and normal *clicks on profile* oh thanks for including all pictures of you and girls-no thanks man-whore. NEXT.
