18 Types of Poop All College Students Have Encountered

18. The Houdini

20. The Houdini
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Bet you didn’t think that your poop had some magic tricks up its sleeves. The Houdini is a magical poop that has already disappeared when you check the toilet to admire your work. Chances are that the poop hit the toilet so forcefully, it made its way down the pipe before it could be seen.

17. The Cannonball

19. The Cannonball
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The cannonball poop occurs when the turd torpedos from butt to water and causes toilet water to splash onto your butt. This is especially unpleasant when you’re in a public restaurant.

16. The Corny Collins

18. The Corny Collins
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We’ve all been victim to this one, especially after a Chipotle Burrito Bowl. In this poop, little bits of golden corn show through the turd and make what I like to call a “poo on the cob.” How many ears of corn would you have to eat to get an entire poop made out of corn?

15. The Wiggle Worm

17. The Wiggle Worm
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In this terrible encounter, the poop gets stuck in the poop canal. The only way to solve the problem and get that bad boy out is by wiggling side to side so it drops to its final destination.

14. The Number 3

16. The Number 3
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This is a mix of No. 1 and No. 2, and leaves the body just like hot lava. It’s also known as the “Thank God I’m on the toilet” poop.

13. The Pebbles Poop

15. The Pebbles Poop
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AKA “rabbit turds.” Each poop is no bigger than the size of a jelly bean. These are known to hit the toilet quickly, and they almost sound like raindrops on a window.

12. The Invisible Poop

14. The Invisible Poop
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The poop that has clearly gone in the toilet but when you wipe, there is nothing there. This can also be called the “WTF” poop.

11. The Big Bang

13. The Big Bang
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You sit on the toilet thinking that you’re going to have an epic poop. You let out a giant fart that echoes into the toilet and then you realize that it was just gas. This can be a relief if you’re in a time crunch.

10. The Gooey Bean Burrito Poop

12. The Gooey Bean Burrito Poop
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This is certainly one of the most frustrating poops on the list. Also known as the “thousand wipes poop,” this poop happens when you wipe your bum 20 times but for some reason poop keeps coming up on the toilet paper. This can also result in skid marks in your panties.

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