20. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.
19. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
18. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, “I don’t understand ANY of this. I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who the hell are you? Where’s the regular guy?”
17. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say ,”They’ve found me, I have to leave the country,” and run off.
16. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out, “Merry Christmas.” If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
15. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
13. Come down with a bad case of Tourrette’s Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
12. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
11. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
