Though depictions of college drinking in movies and television would have you think differently, believe it or not, there’s more to drinking than just guzzling down whatever alcoholic liquid is within arm’s length. What you choose to drink says a lot about you and the kind of night you’re fixing to have, so keep that in mind when you sidle up to the bar and order your first round.
If you’re not sure what this means, here are some examples of common drinks and the crazy, unforgettable night they will often lead to. Be careful with your drink order, guys! There’s more at stake than you might think.
You have to drink at least 15 of these to get wasted, so when you inevitably do end up passed out somewhere, you’ll be covered in your own urine.
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You and your friends will spend a nice evening sitting around the table at your local watering hole, sampling different beers and discussing the merits of various types of mustaches, beards, and horn-rimmed glasses.
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You’ll take a sip, realize that you’re basically drinking cold, straight gin, and then decide that looking fancy and cultured is not worth having to drink a large glass of straight gin.
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You and the other ladies will pile into the limo and continue your night of wacky bachelorette party shenanigans!
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You’re going to keep watching the game and keep ordering these Jack and Cokes until the $2 call special expires.
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